Victory is Declared in Weeklong Mouse War

Several breaches in the security perimeter were discovered on Saturday morning. A trip was made to the local Katz Ace Hardware Store to consult with professionals about the possible ways to secure the breach. The professionals recommended some great stuff to block the holes where wires were coming into the building and allowing the enemy access. After a brief demonstration by the professional on how to use the great stuff, I confidently went home and secured the perimeter. I am happy to say there have been no new casualties or indication of the enemy’s presence for the last 2 days. Is the declaration of victory too premature? Only time will tell.

Here’s a brief summary of the war:

Duration:
7 days

Casualties:
Mice = 5
Humans = 0

Captured & Released:
Mice = 2
Humans = 0

*Cost:
Reusable Trap: 4.99
Clip Trap: 3.97
Decon Trap: 4.99
Great Stuff: 7.99

Total: $21.97

*Costs are exclusive of sales tax