Wednesday, November 4, 2009

New WMDs Need Tweaking

I’ve noticed that my new WMDs are attracting the enemy by leaving a portion of their food rations out each night. I don’t agree with this tactic and have been forced to remove their rations to discourage this behavior. It would appear that my new automatic WMDs are going to need more human interaction than previously planned.

3 comments:

Kimmie said...

hahahhahahaha.

Oh thanks for the laugh. You are precious.

Who knows, perhaps before you know it you will be *adopting* mice. We had one we caught and put in a little *home* (cage doesn't sound very nice ;-) I named him Wild Thing...because for days he just bounced from wall to wall. Poor thing wasn't happy with those walls, within a week he was very dead.

sad, (well maybe not to you) but true.

Kimmie
mama to 7
one homemade and 6 adopted

Unknown said...

So sad Kimmie. I think we did the same thing with a mouse as kids. We put him in a shoebox and I think it caused him to go insane.

Mrs Desh said...

Or maybe it suffocated. But seriously, let me know when you encounter black widows. They are trying to take over our garage. My husband is doing a great job and has killed at least five but after seeing the biggest nastiest one I've ever seen I think I will be calling the Orkin man today. It's time to get serious.